The Juice - Blood for Water


The Juice

Blood For Water

Too many cooks spoil the broth, we’re told, but what if you’re making one humongous pot of broth? Even if some sayings don’t apply in every situation, it’s usually the case in music circles that if you have a more fluid line-up than you ought to, the end result turns out to be pants. The Juice have apparently been through more members than Paris Hilton, so it doesn’t bode well for their debut.

But stop right there. Blood for Water, though heavily overdrawn in the bank of rock (those Rage Against The Machine and Faith No More riffs don’t come cheap, you know) is a glorious throwback to the days of heavy tunes and big voices. We’re talking major eardrum shattering. The ace in the pack, which The Juice well know, is current singer and lyricist Jay Serrao. Simply put, he’s a major talent to have on their side; his bombastic voice spiralling around the riffs makes this debut one of 2007’s more impressive. No dingy basement clubs for them – they’re aiming for arenas.

Okay, so there are a few lyrics that veer closely to the Spinal Tap precipice, and eight cuts of hard rock haven’t really dented the album charts since Phil Lynott walked among us, but there’s enough here to show that if alternative music fans turned their heads away from smart-ass social commentary for a second, they might find the album Audioslave ought to have released instead of poncing around wondering what the hell Chris Cornell was on about. Watch this band, both literally and figuratively.

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